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Last Thursdaysim

by CeZa Sal-Ed

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This song is about conspiracy theories. The hero of this story uses absurd metaphysics to get out of cheating on his girlfriend and space murder.

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Last Thursdayism

You say i cheated with the girl from space force 3
But the rocket never made it off the launchpad

I’ll leave you be if you can try and prove to me
That we existed before last Thursday

Listen long enough and I’ll convince you that
You and I are just a brain that fell in love in a vat
An evil genius running round free will’s forsaked
Evolution is a lie and the fossils are faked
I know you never thought of me as a saint
But no evidence exists, therefore I ain’t
Guilty before last Thursday

Space Murder it appeared when Johnny Martian disappeared
But i swear I was Hunting nanobots on Io

I don’t need to tell you why, I don’t need no alibi
Because the universe just started up last Thursday

Open up your mind, let me in to your Heart
If you don’t trust me, then trust Descartes
I live in hollow earth and it 5 days old
Your memories are planted like the prophets fortold
I know you never thought of me as a saint
But no proof exists, therefore I ain’t guilty
Before last Thursday

I’m not a cheater
I’m not a killer
I’m just your lovin’ man
Who didn’t exist before last Thursday
I’m not your whipping boy

Just let me be and live with my conspiracy
Cause the Nazi and the Pharos gave me poison
The Martians in the sky, you can’t disprove
, it’s not a lie
And I’ll greet you at my pyramid last Thursday

We’ll sail away to Xenu 12 on Thursday
We’ll chase the girls with JFK last Thursday
We’ll catch the Loch Ness monster next Thursday
We’ll kill baby Hitler last Thursday

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released May 19, 2021
R. Rogers

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CeZa Sal-Ed Fort Worth, Texas

Ceza Sal-Ed began his slow rise to the top of the Northwest Tarrant County bedroom indie acoustic pop scene writing songs about his home life. Maybe the topics are mundane..Tennis, Dojos and Pile Drivers. However, Ceza soon learned his life was not mundane at all.

All the music was written and recorded during the pandemic. ... more

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